i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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