guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
this boner is exhausting
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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