i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
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Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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