Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Randomize