Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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