Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
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I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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