a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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