yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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