So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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