out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
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He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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