will power is for people who don't want to get laid
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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