I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
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probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
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maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles