I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
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i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.