where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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