Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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