suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I didn't notice because vodka
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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