Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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