she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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