i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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