i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
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