i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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