Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
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which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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