Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
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whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
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I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I touched a dick in church today
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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