quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
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Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
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We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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