He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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