You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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