Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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