super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
There are leaves in my underwear?
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