I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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