Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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