let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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