oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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