We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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