just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
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Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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