Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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