dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
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You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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