Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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