He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
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It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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