so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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