Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
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Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
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Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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