Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
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I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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