He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".