Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning