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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.

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(315): View more from New York

It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"

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(850): View more from Florida

2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.

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She said she wanted to have closure sex.

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When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.

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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.

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(251): View more from Alabama

I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.

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It was totally the lead singer.

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Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?

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