Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name

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(305): View more from Florida

He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.

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(850): View more from Florida

Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet

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(419): View more from Ohio

Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?

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(563): View more from Iowa

oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents

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(860): View more from Connecticut

She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.

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(678): View more from Georgia

We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning

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