wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
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regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
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I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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