K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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