He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
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i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
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My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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