Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Of course I have a pirate flag
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
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