even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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