I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
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there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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