Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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