i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Randomize
