Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
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you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
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Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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