I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
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he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
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He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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