Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
