yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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