Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
