my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
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sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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