on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
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No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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