I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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