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(803): View more from South Carolina

im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Say something about gay babies.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge

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(847): View more from Illinois

what did you hear about me?

(630): View more from Illinois

that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around

(630): View more from Illinois

that was hard to say and not laugh

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(778): View more from British Columbia

He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?

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(228): View more from Mississippi

Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.

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(515): View more from Iowa

She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night

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